I'm not honest, but you're interesting

So I’m 6’1 and I went to a “footie pj” party yesterday in NJ

I bought mine last minute at Spencer’s and all they had was size small meant for people 4’11-5’3

Here is me in a Kermit the frog onesie getting drunk with Jessica lol.

By the end the crotch area of that onesie was non-existant….

Little Michael destroyed that area

W.e

I GUESS THIS MEANS I’M A MOTHERFUCKING SIZE SMALL
SUCK THESE